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Asian tricksters come in various sizes and forms, animal and human;
several popular human tricksters are included below. For a famous
animal trickster, see Judge Rabbit
and Tiger elsewhere on this site.
Birbal
- North India
Khwaja Nasruddin - Muslim cultures
A-Chey - Cambodia
Tenali Raman - South India
Si Kabayan - short, short tale of a popular
Indonesian character
Sheikh Chili - a famous fool known in parts
of Pakistan and North India
Birbal
One night when
her husband was out visiting friends, Birbals wife went to
sleep quite early. Hours later, she awoke when she heard a
loud noise in the next room.
What
was that? she cried.
Nothing
much, replied Birbal. It was only my clothes. They fell
down.
But how
could your clothes make such a heavy noise? she asked.
Because
I was in them. TOP
Khwaja
Nasruddin
Khwaja
Nasruddin went to visit a friend who had just opened an inn. Above
the door, a sign proudly proclaimed, The Guest is Our Master.
As the two talked, the very first customer came in and sat down.
He was a large, rough looking man who bellowed rudely to the owner.
Satisfy
me or you will be very sorry, he ordered, holding up a small
coin. With this money, I want to eat, drink, and be entertained.
The
owner did not know what to do. Although he truly wanted to please
his first customer, he knew the request was impossible. A plate
of rice alone would cost more than that little coin. He opened his
mouth to apologize, when suddenly Khwaja Nasruddin took the coin,
crossed the street, and bought something at the market there. He
returned holding it happily in his hand.
There
you are, enjoy yourself, he said with a bow. Then he gave
the man a small piece of watermelon. Now you can eat the flesh,
drink the juice, and spit the seeds for entertainment.TOP
A-Chey
Long
ago in Cambodia, a clever boy named A-Chey went to stay in the kings
palace. But his quick mind never took a rest and, soon, the
king grew weary of the boys wit. He longed to trick him in
return. So one day, the king called to all of his ministers.
Tomorrow,
we shall go to the palace pond, he said. Each of you
must bring an egg hidden in your clothes. When I order, you will
jump into the water, make sounds like chickens, and give me the
eggs. But keep this plan a secret from A-Chey. I want him to be
the fool at least once.
Early
the next morning, the king and his followers strolled to the palace
pond. As they admired the white lotus flowers, the king ordered
each man to lay an egg. One by one, they jumped into the water,
flapped their arms and squawked, Pak, pak, pak. Then,
looking a bit bashful, they each held up an egg.
A-Chey,
now you must lay an egg, commanded the king. If you
dont, you will be severely punished.
A-Chey
thought quickly and dived in with a grin. Ko kay ke ko, ko
kay ke ko, he crowed as he soon jumped out, his head held
high.
I
ordered you to lay an egg! Where is it? shouted the king.
Sir,
please excuse me, said A-Chey. But I dont lay eggs.
I greet the sun to start the day, for I am a great rooster. There
are enough hens here, let them lay eggs. With all these hens, a
king must have a rooster too, no? TOP
Tenali
Raman
One
warm evening, Tenali Raman came home and saw three thieves hiding
in the bushes, watching his house. He went inside as usual and up
to his wife. He winked at her then shouted, Wife, we must
be careful. There are thieves in the city. Lets put all our
valuables in that big chest and hide it in the well tonight. Everything
will be safe there.
Although
his wife was quite puzzled, she answered loudly, What a good
idea. Well do it right away.
In
no time, the old chest was filled, but not with jewels with
brick bits and heavy pots. Groaning and moaning, the couple pushed
it out and into the well. They went back inside and soon the house
grew dark and quiet. In the garden, the three thieves were most
pleased.
How
easy they made it for us, said one. Now we can empty
the well while they sleep, then remove the chest.
Eagerly,
the three took turns pulling up the well bucket and pouring the
water nearby. From inside his house, Tenali Raman watched them empty
bucket after bucket, all on his dry garden. The thieves worked for
hours until at dawn they were ready to remove the chest.
Just
then, Tenali Raman called out, Thank you so much for watering
my garden. Do pull up that chest of junk, if you wish. You have
some time before the guards come to arrest you.
Shocked
and scared, the thieves raced from the garden, faster than bees.
Tenali Rama watched with a grin then went to enjoy a good cup of
chai. TOP
Si
Kabayan
Si Kabayan
once sat near a tree, weeping great tears. A friend came up and
asked, Why are you crying?
Because
I just got a new shirt, he replied.
But that
is good news. Why does it make you cry? the friend asked.
Because
it will get old.TOP
Sheikh
Chili
In India, the
famous fool, Sheikh Chili, once went to visit his in-laws. At dinner,
he worried so much about impressing his father-in-law that he hardly
ate. Later, though, he awoke very, very hungry.
In the dark,
he crept to the kitchen, searching for something to eat. But all
he could find was a basket of eggs. Being rather desperate, he picked
up two raw eggs. Yet since those eggs were not so appealing, he
turned to look for more. Just then, he crashed right into
a large pot. It fell with a bang that roused the entire household.
As footsteps neared, the son-in-law held the two eggs, wondering
where to hide them. At last, in desperation, he thrust the eggs,
shells and all, into his mouth.
His mother-in-law
came in first. She lit a lamp and looked around. When she saw the
face of her son-in-law, she grew very worried, for his cheeks were
incredibly swollen.
Are you
all right? she asked anxiously. But he did not want to open
his mouth and tell her the truth. So he just shook his head, pointed
to his cheeks then rolled his eyes, communicating great pain. Soon,
the whole family gathered round and everyone tried to give advice,
although no one had ever seen such terrible swelling before.
Call
the doctor, said the father-in-law at last, and someone rushed
to fetch him.
This
is a very serious case indeed, said the doctor. He is
badly infected. We must open these two boils at once or he may die.
With a worried
frown, he took out his tools and heated some needles. Silly Sheikh
Chili simply stared at the doctor, waiting with dread, but too ashamed
to admit the truth. After the doctor pierced both cheeks and removed
the needles, egg yolk dripped through the holes.
There,
you see, now he will survive, declared the doctor triumphantly.
Look at all the pus that has come out dangerous, yellow
pus. We could not have waited a moment longer. Then the doctor
gave instructions for the patients care and left. After too
long a time, Sheikh Chili was finally left alone to rest. Slowly
and painfully, he managed at last to swallow the eggshells still
in his mouth. After that, he fell asleep, vowing never, ever to
eat eggs again. TOP
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